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Post by mike70000 on Feb 25, 2012 11:00:51 GMT -6
i'll start
your mom's so fat that when she went to McDonald's and asked for a my size meal they gave her the keys
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Post by drogba921 on Feb 25, 2012 12:01:29 GMT -6
yo momma so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed right on target.
yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS around the house.
yo momma so fat she uses the highway as a slipnslide.
yo momma so dumb she stole free bread
yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
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Post by mike70000 on Feb 25, 2012 13:42:44 GMT -6
yo momma so ugly that when she offered to clean the cages at the zoo people walked by and said look at that hippopotamus.
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